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<html> <header> <title>The Pizza Shredder</title> </header> <body> <h2>The Pizza Shredder</h2> <h4>Keeping your pizza preferences secure</h4> So it's the end of a long evening. Beer has been drunk, pizza has been eaten. <p> But there's left-over pizza - what are you going to do with it? <p> You could save it for the morning, or you could feed it to your pet. But if neither of those appeal (maybe you don't have a pet?) then you'll be throwing it in the trash. <p> But wait a minute - anybody could look through your trash, and figure out what kind of pizza you've been eating! "No big deal", I hear you say. But it is! Once they've figured out that your favourite pizza is pepperoni flavour, then it's only a short step to figuring out that your top-secret online banking password is "pepperoni_pizza". <p> Get one over the dumpster-divers with our new patent-pending "Mk III Pizza Shredder". Cross-cut blades ensure your pizza will be rendered unreadable, nobody will be able to identify the original toppings. Also doubles as a lettuce-shredder and may also be used for removing unwanted finger-tips. <h2>Model Comparison</h2> <table border="1"> <tr><th>Model</th><th>Blades0</th><th>Pizza Thickness</th><th>Price</th></tr> <tr><td>Mk I</td><td>Plastic</td><td>1/2 inch (Thin Crust)</td><td>$69.99</td></tr> <tr><td>Mk II</td><td>Brass</td><td>1 inch (Deep Pan)</td><td>$99.99</td></tr> <tr><td>Mk III</td><td>Carbon Steel</td><td>2 inch (Calzoni)</td><td>$129.99</td></tr> </table> </body> </html>
<html> <header> <title>The Fridge with a Cantaloupe Dispenser</title> </header> <body> <h2>The Fridge with a Cantaloupe Dispenser</h2> <h4>A nice cold melon at the touch of a button</h4> Does your refrigerator only have a boring water dispenser in the door? <p> When you're hungry for a cantaloupe, do you have to expend valuable energy opening the fridge door and fishing around amongst the half-used packets of pet food? <p> Do your friends complain that they wish there was an effortless way to get cantaloupes from your fridge? Do you overhear them saying they're tired of always having to rummage through your moldy leftovers and seal-a-meals to get to the cold melons? <p> What you need is the convenience of a built-in cantaloupe dispenser. <p> Impress your friends. Win praise from your neighbors. Become a legendary host! <p> <b>Try our new <i>Melonic 2000</i> model!</b> <p> Works with honeydews and small crenshaws too. <p> Let the <i>Melonic 2000</i> go to work for you. Order one now at your local <i>Seers & Rowbucks</i>. </body> </html>
<html> <header> <title>The Self-Tipping Couch</title> </header> <body> <h2>The Self-Tipping Couch</h2> <h4>Sometimes it's hard work to get off the couch</h4> <p> Sometimes it's hard work to get your partner, or your pet, off the couch. <p> The <b>Self-Tipping Couch</b> solves these problems for you. At the touch of a button it will deposit the contents of the couch onto the floor in front of it. <p> The <b>Self-Tipping Couch</b> has been proven to boost communication with stubborn spouses, children, and relatives. <p> You will never again need to yell, "Get off the couch!" Simply press a button whenever you desire and all those couch hoggers are gently dumped onto your carpet. <p> Get your own <b>Self-Tipping Couch</b> TODAY! </body> </html>
<html> <header> <title>Home Air Dirtier</title> </header> <body> <h2>Home Air Dirtier</h2> <h4>Missing your home in the middle of the city?</h4> <p> Like many ex-city-dwellers, you might be finding that the air in the countryside is just too clean. <p> You can remedy this right now with the <i>UltraAppliance</i> <b>Home Air Dirtier</b>. <p> Simply insert our patented <i>CityFilth</i> cartridge, and soon you'll be enjoying the aromas of vehicle fumes and decaying garbage that you're used to from home. <p> <b>Please note:</b> Decaying garbage smells may confuse your pet. No matter how much he hunts, he will not be able to find the garbage he can smell. We recommend adding genuine garbage to your environment if this is a concern. </body> </html>
<html> <header> <title>The Pet Magnet</title> </header> <body> <h2>The Pet Magnet</h2> <h4>Every pet owner loves to let his or her pet run free, but that's not always possible</h4> <p> Sometimes local laws require pets to be on leashes. Sometimes a free-roaming pet will ruin a flower bed, leave a "calling card" on the sidewalk, or chew through another pet. In the case of extremely smart pets, like chimpanzees or dolphins, the unattended pet may get away and run up hundreds of dollars worth of long-distance charges on your phone. <p> But leashes aren't always a practical answer. They can be too confining, or too big, or can tug uncomfortably at the pet's neck. They may get tangled, or wrapped around poles or passersby. Pets may chew through the leash, or, again, in the case of extremely smart pets, burn through it with an acetylene torch. In the case of cats, leashes simply look ridiculous, as though the pet owner really wanted to own a dog but got confused at the pet store. <p> <img align="right" src="http://141.144.14.148:8080/dog_magnet.png"> The <b>Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet</b> from <i>UltraAppliance</i> is the answer. Instead of old-fashioned leashes, the <b>Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet</b> keeps your pet under control in a humane and simple way. <p> Here's how it works. Dozens of small magnets are placed underneath the coat of your pet, where they remain painlessly invisible. Any time you need to recall your animal, you merely activate the handy, massive Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet electromagnet (fits inside any extremely oversized purse) and your pet is gently and painlessly dragged to you from up to 100 yards. It's a must-have for any pet owner! <p> <blockquote> <i> "The <b>Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet</b> not only keeps my dog from running away, but the electromagnet also comes in very handy if I need to find a needle in a haystack"</i> -- Anonymous Celebrity (hint: Hotel Chain Heiress) </blockquote> </body> </html>
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<html> <header> <title>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</title> </header> <body> <h2>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</h2> <h4>Do you feel less than your true potential when you wake up in the morning?</h4> <p> We searched for a way to capture the wasted time spent sleeping and to use this precious time to build motivation, character, and self esteem. <p> We are proud to announce the <b>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</b>. Our pride in this wonderful invention glows even more because: <i>We use our own invention every night!</i> <p> Only you will know that you are sleeping with the <b>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</b> because only you can hear the soothing affirmations that gently enter your brain through the discreet speaker. <p> You will wake up refreshed and raring to go with a new sense of pride and enthusiasm for any task the day may bring. <p> Be the first to own the <b>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</b>! Your friends and fellow workers will be amazed when you no longer cower in the corner. Now you will join in every conversation. <p> <b>Disclaimer:</b> Not responsible for narcissism and hyberbolic statements. May cause manic behavior with overuse. </body> </html>